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get off my lawn

get off my lawn

Superhuman Teenagers Hold House Party in California Mansion, Steal Picasso

The mansion. (AP photo/Martin E. Klimek, The Marin Independent Journal)

Oh, teenagers. Aren’t they just the worst? One minute they’re throwing an illegal house party inside the vacated California mansion of former Ukrainian Prime Minister Pavlo Lazarenko–who is currently in prison for hiding millions of dollars in American banks–and the next, they’re running off with your $30,000 Picasso lithograph. Wait. Hang on a second. These teenagers sound kind of awesome. Read More