As we gear up for Damien Hirst’s spot extravaganza at all 11 Gagosian Galleries, and its accompanying “Spot Challenge”–whoever proves that they have seen all 11 exhibitions gets a personalized spot print–we turn to verse for an imagining of the quest.

“SPOT CHALLENGE: AN EPIC IN LIMERICKS“
A writer, seeking spots, finds love, and money

NEW YORK: CHELSEA

At the crowded press preview for spots
She took her place with the have-nots
And withdrew her pad
And wrote, “I’m so glad
These are paintings of spots, not dots.” Read More