Q: Will GalleristNY be tweeting from the Whitney Biennial opening tonight?

A: Yes, we will.

Q: Will others be doing the same?

A: Doubtless.

Q: Are your tweets likely to be higher quality than those other tweets?

A: It is largely a matter of taste.

Q: Why should we look at your tweets?

A: Because, you never know.

Q: When does the opening begin?

A: 7 p.m.

Q: Shouldn’t you leave soon?

A: Probably.

Q: Is that a picture of the Whitney’s iconic Marcel Breuer building, printed, cut out, and taped into the beak of the Twitter bird?

A: Yes, it is.

Q: Do you not know how to use Photoshop?

A: This was faster.

Q: Do you consider this to be a form of appropriation?

A: Yes.

Q: Whose thumb is that?

A: No.

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